Volume II, Number 46 – Content Warning: Language and Horror

I’m so glad you could make it! And this must be—Oh we wouldn’t have missed it! Let me introduce Ed—Hey, great party—Is there somewhere I could—Look, all I’m asking is could you step onto the balcony, I’m allergic to secondhand—It’s so great to meet you, Ed. Any friend of Carla’s is a friend of mine. You know how long we’ve known each other? It must be—It must be thirty years, let me see, I guess twenty-eight. But we’ll get to thirty yet. I’ve told Ed all about you—I don’t care what you say to me in private, Brian, but we’re at a party—For fuck’s sake keep your voice down, you get two martinis in and—Don’t change the subject—Christ, will you just calm down—It’s really important, I really need somewhere private to… oh shit, where is it? Did I drop it?—Did you see the second season? I really need to talk to someone about it. I mean, at least we found out what the deal was with the goats, but what about—I don’t want to go to bed! I want to see auntie Carla!—Listen, I already let you stay up an hour past—It’s so great to see you! When was the last time…—Oh, it must have been at the Lynx game, remember when Alison rented the box for everybody?—Hi, my name’s—Hi there! So great to see you two again! And your friend is…—Oh, I’m not with them, I was invited by Steve. Is he here yet?—About this long. It looks like an insulin needle—Steve—Oh do you mean the Steve who works at the finance place?—There’s that Steve who—No, Steve Cane, he’s a tall guy with red hair, works doing—Oh yeah, is he coming?—I haven’t seed Red Steve for I don’t know—Oh sure, well it’s great to meet you, the bar’s over by the—I really appreciate the hospitality—It’s really important! If I don’t do this injection within the next—You’re very welcome. I’d love to see Steve again. You say he’s coming?—I thought he’d be here already—Did they say you could smoke in here? I don’t see any ashtrays, so—I haven’t seen the second season yet, but I love that guy who plays Milchick, he was also in that one show with Al Pacino, about the Nazi hunters—Oh I wish that one had been better—Is that guy all right?—Yeah, me too, I love the concept but—Yeah—He was just in like two episodes—Mom, that man’s—Oh my God. Go upstairs, honey—Hrrrrrrrrkhrrrrrrrk—Ed, oh fuck, look at—Fuck!—Someone call a…—What’s—I think he was also in… What?—Why should I go outside? I don’t care how pretty the moon looks. You’re the one who—Also in what? What’s that noise? It sounds like there’s an animal—Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!—Rrrrrmawwwwarrlghhh—Davey! Davey! Go upstairs! Go upstairs! Go upstairs! Go upstairs!—
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