Volume II, Number 45 – Content Warning: Language and Horror
To begin with, build a room into which you deposit a set of pair-bonded human earthlings. Supply nesting materials and wait an appropriate amount of time for anxiety levels to normalize. Control for variations. When ready, begin the experiment.
Procedure #1
- Euthanize one of the two subjects. Record and display operation to the subject’s a) partner, b) family group and c) social group.
- Immediately measure distress levels in a), b) and c). Express as grief-coefficient.
- Continue to measure a), b) and c) distress levels at intervals of 1 standard unit, 10 standard units, 100 standard units, 1000 standard units, and 10,000 standard units, controlling as far as possible for subject-loss through age-disintegration and self-destruction.
- After data collection euthanize superfluous subject.
Procedure #2:
- Euthanize subjects simultaneously. Record and display operation to both subject’s a) family groups and c) social groups.
- Immediately measure distress levels in a) and b). Express as grief-coefficient.
- Continue to measure a) and b) distress levels at intervals of 1 standard unit, 10 standard units, 100 standard units, 1000 standard units, and 10,000 standard units, controlling as far as possible for subject-loss through age-disintegration and self-destruction.
Record objective distress-levels as precisely as possible. When ambiguities arise, interpretation should be weighted in the following manner:
- Autonomic bodily expressions
- Willful motor expressions
- Nonwillful verbal expressions
- Willful verbal expressions
It is suggested by these authors that to ensure maximum possible information, two experimental strands be followed in parallel, as in Practicum 1 above, with the preexisting duration of the pair-bond as an additional variable. [15% of final grade]
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